I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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