If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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