Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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