Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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