? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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