Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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