Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
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