It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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