i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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