Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I just gargled with NyQuil
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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