dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
My dad is sitting where you rode me
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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