if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I don't think brook has ever known best
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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