I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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