the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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