You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
vagina is talking i cant
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
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