I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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