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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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