Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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