So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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