so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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