I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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