bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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