I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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