yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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