i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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