I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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