So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
