quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
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