Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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