1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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