My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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