Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
God, I missed his penis.
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