I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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