VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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