I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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