I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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