My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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