He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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