Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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