Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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