I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
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