I must be too annoying 4 u.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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