Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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