You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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