i don't plan on having that self control this summer
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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