Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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