Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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