Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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