Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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