she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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