It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Randomize
