these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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