Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
