And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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