sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I have feelings that need drinking.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
