Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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