I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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